Wednesday, April 29, 2009

The Mets have officially changed their name!


In breaking news, Fred Wilpon has begrudgingly agreed to change the name of the New Yorkk Metropolitans to "Property of Josh Johnson." Can someone own the Mets more than this guy? He throws 1 hitters with his eyes closed against the Mets and the next start gives up 5 runs in the first to the Washington Nationals? Now, we we we're owned previously by Chipper, but he lost privledges when he named his kid Shea, and our old friend Pat the Bat is now in the American League. So here's your key Mr. Johnson. You earned it...somehow.

Heeeeeeeeere's JOHNNY


I'm back and as mediocre as ever! After a gutwrenching end to the 2008 campaign, I'm excited to have my heart yanked out and stomped on like any good Met fan can expect. Here's to hoping they can even raise expectations enough to crush us this year!

Cheers!

The Mettie