In breaking news, Fred Wilpon has begrudgingly agreed to change the name of the New Yorkk Metropolitans to "Property of Josh Johnson." Can someone own the Mets more than this guy? He throws 1 hitters with his eyes closed against the Mets and the next start gives up 5 runs in the first to the Washington Nationals? Now, we we we're owned previously by Chipper, but he lost privledges when he named his kid Shea, and our old friend Pat the Bat is now in the American League. So here's your key Mr. Johnson. You earned it...somehow.
